"Tah-Tatar" rap

Gag: Jonathan Tah and the daughter of Alfred Tatar

Alfred Tatar (left) and Jonathan Tah have nothing to do with each other - except in a fictitious gag interlude on social media.(Bild: AP/AP, GEPA)

What would actually happen if - purely fictitiously - German international Jonathan Tah married Alfred Tatar's daughter and adopted a double name? Michael Fally, head of sport at krone.at, asked himself this question for a gag at the turn of the year and rapped about it (see below).

Background: 2024 was also the year of the "Barbaras Rhabarberbar" song by German comedians Bodo Wartke and Marti Fischer. You can see and hear our response to it here:

Here, as a reminder, is the original, which became a real hit in the summer of 2024 - 13 million views on YouTube alone:

We wish you a rhythmic start to the new year!